Admittedly, half the reason I’m seeing it is Cillian Murphy’s eyes. But I will be bringing earplugs, because fuck you, Nolan, I already have fucking tinnitus.

I’m pretty sure that’s a genre of porn.

But the ones you really don’t want to breed won’t get snipped because it unmans them. Or something.

Fucking this! “Women and other minorities” my lily white ass. Half+ of the population shouldn’t be considered “minor”!

Fuck’s sake.

I just want energy drinks to stop telling me that my only use for their product is childrearing. :(

This is what I don’t get. Surely there are better things to do with all your money-power? I can’t imagine advancing the kingdom of God via the DoE and getting so much ire directed at her feels worth it. If bringing the country more in line with her religious ideals (or money-dementia’d brain) is the end goal,…

The shoulder, also known as the “arm buttock”. So obscene. So lewd.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

I’m in a weirdly opposite situation. I work for a deeply conservative company, with a very conservative NRA member who’s also a pastor, and wouldn’t you know it but he went to bat for me getting a market adjustment to have a competitive wage. And the staff has set wages for their positions (which I have access to…

Won’t work. Devos is all over the bear issue.

So much for “first, do no harm”.

It’s okay to say you don’t like big, throbbing orc cock.

There’s a lot of -isms I can get past, a lot of bigotry I can ignore, a lot of spewed bile that I can count-to-10 past...

“Humiliating women can in no way qualify as a religious act.”

Probably why they’re all now single dads.

There was an interview on BBC with a Syrian refugee who thought he was escaping the fire with his brother only to find too late that his brother didn’t follow him. From what I can gather, they stayed on the phone until he died. That was fucking devastating to watch.

If it stays under a hundred I’ll be shocked.

That was my first though. Pleeeeeeeeaase be one of those sovereign state whackadoodles so this doesn’t turn into a total shit show.

There aren’t many times when I as a Missouri resident go, “Thank goodness I work in Kansas.” At least my income tax isn’t going to these chuckleheads.