Unless of course you value scientific curiosity above your health.

Are you telling me my high school's prom king competition was fixed?!?

I mean, when have I ever been pondering what you're pondering?

Good news then. It's just a reflection of a reflection of a reflection of a reflection of a reflection of Reflektor.

They didn't want to pre-empt What Fits Into Russia?

A-ha? No, they were Norwegian.

More like Thursday Night Dead.

What does it look like?

It sure is. This isn't a European website.

My favourite talking animal is Big Bird, followed closely by Eek! The Cat.

Well sure. Classic Garfield vs. Snoopy debate. One of them was far more existential about things.

No it doesn't. A game where your winnings are based entirely on your skill at the game is as anti-communist as it gets.

I'm no whiskey connoisseur, but there's a still pot whiskey called Green Spot that tastes incredible, is taking over Ireland and has started showing up on shelves in North America. I think it will be popular enough to run for president in 2020.

Chip & Chet is not "another show on the network." As was established earlier this season, it's our gang's main competition. Know your canon, Vikram!

His brief turn on Community as the least appropriate person to be teaching accounting was superb.

How is that a thing about yourself?

Not least because 'wtf' is actually a reasonable response to a complete stranger telling you on Twitter that they are dtf.

She's had some good lines, but they're already dangerously close to overusing her.

His name is Van Morrison and he sings, dammit!

JIM ROSS! DRUG ADDICTION! HELL IN A CELL! MY ASS!