I didn't read the article, but I assume Facebook will 'take on' government-sponsored fake news in the sense that it will happily accept money from governments in exchange for letting them post their sponsored fake news.

You're sure 3 Generations is a movie about Elle Fanning as a transgender teen and not a movie about putting away the turkey to make sandwiches tomorrow and putting away the bones to make the soup for the winter (but not the wishbone; we'll just leave it on the counter to let it dry out this week in time to make a wish…

I hear they're all white with pink eyes.

Wait why is the cat named the thing it says but the dog named the thing it does?

Wait… people still post things on Facebook?

When he first said he couldn't use his computer because of 'vermin', I assumed he just didn't want his check of the records to be traced back to him. The vermin story being true is somehow much better.

The University of Calgary isn't even the best place to go in Calgary if you want to end up as a pro wrestler.

This is the fifth time the U.S. has done this to our lumber. The other four were all struck down by the WTO.

He's talking bigly and carrying a soft stick.

As long as he doesn't talk to our equally baffling Minister of Foreign Affairs.

No, Stan! Don't talk about how you don't want to die until you've seen Matthew graduate from college! You know what happens to those guys on those shows!

You Screwed Bret held on for well over a decade…

Will it include the part where his distinguished competition created a character named Arachnaman, who had a familiar-looking blue and yellow costume and hailed from Web City?

To say nothing of the Kiss My Ass Club, which somehow outlasted the Attitude Era.

Which makes him what people in the business call a "tweener".

"So, do I need to bring my own grapefruits?"

This movie had better include that time Vince somehow tore both his quads while walking to the ring.

I mean I lost a pair of sunglasses there once but it seemed like a nice enough place otherwise.

I liked Santiago and Holt discussing the two allowable sleeping positions, followed by an offhand remark from Jake later about how he sleeps on his side (which isn't part of either of them).

I hear they call him MISTER ROGEN