And it doesn't taste one bit like the salad!

Still pretty close to $97, but all in Canadian Tire money.

I didn't hate this nearly as much as Joshua did. I'm not saying it's on the level of S1 or S2 or even just basic entertainment, but it's no worse than anything we've seen in the last couple of years.

"We should probably change those Manbys; they've been there untouched for 10 years"?

At this point, isn't The Onion the one national media outlet that *hasn't* been dubbed #FakeNews by Team Trump?

From now on I will call fire extinguishers Manbys (Manbies?) and I don't care if people think I'm crazy for it.

Apparently the issue with Riddle is that he's vocally pro-marijuana.

There is literally nothing happening on the planet right now that is more important than this. Good on The A.V. Club for covering it. I hope everyone from ESPN to Better Homes & Gardens follows suit.

That Cheney tweet making the rounds is from 2015.

Anyone wanna guess which of these are the Bejar songs?

Krug in a landslide for me. Random Spirit Lover might be my favourite album of all time, and Dragonslayer is pretty great too.

A New Pornographers pun thread would literally be a testament to youth in verse.

In Soviet Russia, rainbow tastes you!

No, no, don't make him suck your chode!

Wow. I'd say this show zigs when I expect it to zag, but really the extremes are a lot farther apart than a zig and a zag. The Chip we see in the flashbacks is completely unlike the Chip we actually saw in S1, and would not make for nearly as entertaining of a show long-term — but for this episode, to show Chip…

Jabba had some redeeming qualities. Ailes is more of a Pizza the Hut. Not upper crust so much as stuffed crust.

*The Gauridan

Anyway, how's your sex life?

By the season after that, it was jumping and un-jumping over multiple sharks per episode.

"What President Trump is thinking right now…"