'Road beers' is the Ontario hoser version of 'road rocket'. Of note, the drink does not actually have to be beer to be a road beer.

Pfft. Billet Logs all the way.

Paaaaasta. Maaaaazda.

Canadians say, at worst, oat and aboat. Americans hear it differently because they saw owt and abowt.

LOOK AT MISTER KINGSTON OVER HERE BUDDY

I take it you've never been in a Scarborough dive bar on a Saturday night.

No, The A.V. Club, even the opportunity to make Arrested Development jokes in the comment section isn't enough to get us to watch your videos.

The Simpsons Something called Trackdown already did it!

It's like Cows with Guns, but more destructive!

They watched their re-edited recordings and realized that there WAS something distinctly shitty about the season.

This does seem like the right time, given the amount of light treason likely to be in the news over the next little while.

Which admittedly DOES make him the perfect guy to run TNA Wrestling.

Puck of Alpha Flight

"Droppo, you're the laziest man on Mars! Why were you sleeping in the radar box?"
"Because he's the laziest man on Mars!"

More than you miss Brutus?

She could certainly tame that fucking polar bear.

Actually, Disappointment Cove is more of a peninsula!

NOT SINCE THE HALCYON DAYS OF TEQUILA AND BONETTI!

They're not?! Drat. Let's try Green Day next.

You mean someone FINALLY gave that Beach House song airplay?