This week's episode featured an offhand remark that the (alleged) bad guy is a father. And the protagonist being given a folded piece of paper with her father's name on it. Coincidence? Given this show's approach to plot, I'm gonna say no.

We're all busy getting ready to give like Santa and save like Scrooge, ho-ho-hold the payments, and enjoy the Swiss Chalet Festive Special.

I hope this touches on that time John Daly recorded a country album.

And the other announcers ridiculously no-selling it!

It's not actually a money idea so much as a cheap pop/easy heat idea. Besides, Lance Storm already did it in WCW.

Nope, just a fan.

Can we meet you halfway with Sonic Spinball?

When they love you and they will / Tell them all they'll love in my shadow / And if they try to slow you down / Tell them all to go to hell

The Blue Jays, oddly, now do both Take Me Out To The Ball Game *and* OK Blue Jays.

Well the Warner Sister wouldn't want you eating her, either!

It can be two things!

Big Bossman ruined EVERYTHING for us.

No. It is just feet.

With a subject like this, getting a pun thread was really a shoe-in.

I was at the Toronto FC game on Wednesday. It's not my favourite sport (hi, baseball!), but its games do have the best atmosphere of any Toronto sports team. Temperature was barely above freezing, but the Red Patch Boys sang and chanted the entire time.

American Housewife, Tuesday

They were looking kind of dumb
With their finger and their thumb
Scrolling Twitter for somebody to slag

That was quite possibly the best 1-0 game in baseball history, and quite definitely the best rendition of Take Me Out To The Ball Game in baseball history.

It's a goddamn arms race of crappy celebrities trying to join this bandwagon.

At a certain point, you're just too good at music to do it badly.