"Why would Peter Graves have a gun?"
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"Did you know it's Child Actor Week on Biography?"

And now WWE is trying to rewrite history to suggest she's the reason people are coming around to women's wrestling. Even though she was forbidden from wrestling other women for years.

El Santo, you're not supposed to be a cynic! (Or a realist.)

It's kind of like how CNN's news ticker only became a thing after 9/11. It just feels like it's been around forever.

Why does Gawker's demise have to be blamed on one or the other? Why can't it be one aided and abetted by the other?

The ed board has a good point. 'If you sue us, we'll take anything down. Even if you don't have a case, just sue us and we'll take it down' isn't good practice.

Meh. Call me when he hits a triple.

Wouldn't more people have head of the knuckleball than the screwball?

You lie. Baseball doesn't do anything fast.

No, he's a big fan of liking Ike.

Fuckin' Brugge

What bugs me about this season is that it's had so many good ideas, and just kept throwing them out there so it can get to the next one, which gets burned just as quickly.

And that right there, ladies and gentlemen, is the most upvotes ever received by the joke from the first Dilbert strip.

An oak, ignoring the pleas of the maples that want more sunlight.

Yes. And it's still a good idea.

edit: ugh never mind somebody beat me to the joke further down

I'd be more interested in Sami Zayn's book.

Girl on a Train
Snakes on a Plane
That Guy From The Mad Men Credits Falling In Spain

That's quite the novel concept.

The best part about this story, by FAR, is that the HMS Terror was found in a place called Terror Bay, and the HMS Erebus was found in a place with an Inuit name that translates as 'the boat sank here'.