Hey everybody, it's Sam Seaborn!

Yeah, 'KICK OUT, DANA!' was great (and the subsequent 'COVER HER, DANA!')

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I guess it looks quite primitive

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I stole this from a hockey card

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A generation so much dumber than its parents

That would explain his children…

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38 years old; never kissed a girl

oh god now we'll have to learn a whole new decimal system

That's a Texas-size 10-4

When I lived in Manitoba, a cable company had an ad where space aliens showed up and acclimatized to the culture by watching curling and eating perogies.

We get to see the maple trees
Maple sugar and the maple leaves
We got the biggest wheat fields growing tall
In C-A N-A D-A
The land of the big snowball!
In Canada, you get to see it all

I dunno, we are the country that gave the world Dick Pound *and* Dick Assman.

It's not like "Nautical Disaster" (a song about military history) and "Grace, Too" are the most accessible songs for newcomers to the band.

I have two of Dave Bidini's books! I've never cracked the second one because I can't get past how he uses 'ya' instead of 'yeah' in dialogue.

Why, was he introduced as being Canadian?

My favourite part of Jon Stewart in WWE is that he never, ever is shown to have any sort of actual physical ability. Too many guest stars get a brief chance to shine.

There was something adorable about him getting so into WWE because it was a way to bond with his son.

"What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too!"

It was mesmermizing!

Something something Space Mountain!