Hawthorne Crisp!

We also have Shomi.

OK, but imagine how fast Bolt could run if he didn't eat all those McNuggets.

C'mon, Comedy Central! Black shows matter!

Also, Leicester have conclusively proven that they will not repeat as Premier League champs!

Re: your first point, this wasn't planned as the end of the series. Pieces were being set in motion for Season 4.

If he knew what he was doing behind a keyboard, he wouldn't have needed Elliot.

I think the steeplechase is the weirdest Olympic event, if only because 'You know what this race track needs? AN OBSTACLE COURSE!' doesn't sound the least bit like the 19th-century innovation it was.

So, CBC's Elliotte Friedman mixed up Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps for an entire race last night, and then called Penny Olesiak 'Overholt' at least once.

Everything about that faux-sitcom was incredible. The visuals were spot-on. There were just enough signs about what was 'really' happening. The darkness crept in at just the right pace. It's going to spawn so many pale imitations.

Best announcer the Raptors have ever had. By a mile. Not that that's saying a lot.

Deadspin's pretty well exactly what it used to be, at least if you're comparing it to 2013.

CBC primetime host Scott Russell said something about 'Ciley Myrus' the other night…

But it won't be over 'til they clear his name and give him back the time he's done.

TOO SOON, RYAN MURPHY!

Aw, my favourite team were eliminated from The Amazing Race Canada. They were playing for all the right reasons!

Canada
For real, I guess

I realize a hardcore or Hell In The Cell match might be too extreme for amateur wrestling, but you'd think they could at least adopt Falls Count Anywhere rules.

Aw, I kind of liked the ambiguity of 'people SAY Martha's alive in the USSR, but even Philip doesn't have proof'.

It is always twirling, twirling towards freedom!