Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

Never before have so many been so quick to click "EXPAND".

Seriously.

Inspirational/aspirational.

'Vogue is what happens when the smartest girl in school gets distracted by something shiny and then quits school to chase the shiny thing forever.'

Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty stressed out but then I just go take a Xanax and lay by my pool. #losangeles

I love her nicknames for the characters.

Maybe people could take a joke if they weren't, you know, crushed by education debt.

Special mention: The swim team "uniform" worn by Taylor Kitsch in warlock film The Covenant.

Excuse me, her breakout role was a bisexual, tough-talkin' bartender

Did anybody see Paul Scheer spoofing Richardson on Comedy Bang Bang last week?

Hypocrisy, I know thy name, and it is Jezebel.

Sweet ass pants.

To show my gratitude, here is my favorite cat gif of all time for you in return. You've probably already seen it a million times, but it's always fun to watch...

I thought the story was self deprecating, and she was recognizing that she was the loser in that situation, not the people who actually cared about the class they were taking. Also, that question is the best question anyone has ever asked.

I thought we've been in the era of goats for a long time now.

Someone made a dress out of xtina's "dirrty" hair.