in the history of jezebel there has never been a tournament where i haven’t been disappointed in the winner. caffeine winning best drug?

you guys started up march madness again! or summertime madness. i missed the first round. wow when was the last time you guys did a tournament... they were fun but we always ended up with a boring winner as i can already see from the results of round 1 and current results of round 2...

let’s leave it as is please. it’s great as it is. not everything needs a sequel or a multiverse.

if there’s chemistry and attraction yeah i’d be down but their sex could be totally different from our sex. we can make it work.

i was shipping sydney and claire...........

hell yeah

***spoilers***

do worse than shazam

https://www.insider.com/matty-healy-podcast-brutalized-women-taylor-swift-fans-2023-5

you’ll be fine since you’re just visiting.

“I thought the article was ridiculous,” Tesfaye says. “I wanted to give a ridiculous response to it.”

i’m glad she’ll be gone next year finally! ca can we please vote in a great replacement. next year’s elections are already so nerve wracking...

ali wong didn’t solely put out that statement. it was a joint statement from showcreator lee sungjin, steven yeun, and ali wong.

her twitter has been on private for over a year. restricting comments on instagram is really recent like a day or two ago.

oh my god resign and retire!

yes we’re excited for the camp that gaga will bring. as for the oscars the girls and gays will be pushing hard for everything barbie.

Two of the most recent episodes of Vanderpump Rules have followed the events of Shay’s wedding, including Schwartz—very clumsily—making out with Leviss.

Oh, and while we’re here, given the unmistakable queer subtext between Jackie and Shauna, I would’ve been less shocked to see the former nibbled on in another, more fun way, frankly.

the cocaine sketch felt like such a black lady sketch show bit. i loved it.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo