I looked up prince phillip’s wiki page to find his age, and saw that he is from the house of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, for which I think you have to put on lederhosen just to pronounce correctly.

Markle’s “seed” will “taint our royal family,”

Wrong pejorative, Triple T my dude. For me you probably want the one that can also mean a bundle of sticks.

What’s more romantic than watching your boss jerk off into a plant??? American women JUST DON’T GET IT!

You mean ... the presence of a gun on the scene didn’t immediately calm the situation and make things all right?

Cut school bus brakes. Joined Army to stay out of trouble.

I heard it somewhere on Jez that he joined the military because he was given a choice by a judge, either military or jail time. :/ It wasn’t escapism or anything noble, it was just trying not to go to jail for dangerous vandalism. (Can someone remind me, was he puncturing schoolbus tires or something like that...?)

I hope he gets some serious time. He sounds like he’s a few steps away from killing someone.

That’s not really the problem though. Frankly anyone who voted for Jill Stein I would say is the problem.

In FUCKING Florida !!!!!!!

It must be nice to not get shot after kicking a cop.

Is the Money can’t buy you class joke too old?

I’m sure all of those pages are blank and Trump will just throw them out. He won’t even bother to recycle it either.

Let us have a moment of silence for the trees that were needlessly sacrificed for this man’s showboating.

I have a lot of thoughts here.

I really only cook meals for my dog when she’s visibly ill. Vomiting, diarrhea, etc. In that case, I take a chicken breast, cut off as much fat as I can, dice it into little cubes, and boil it on the stove. Once it’s fully cooked, I let it cool, then make some plain white rice. I cook the rice in a 50/50 mix of water…

Kibble. Feed your dog fucking kibble. Pick something that has the nutrients they need and is in a price range you can afford. Feed them twice daily and watch them love you unconditionally. There’s a lot of things you can over complicate in your life, don’t make feeding your pup one of them.

Sometimes you have to give the devil her due. For all his faults and complicity, Spicey never looked remotely comfortable having to be this administration’s Goebbels. But Huckabee is a natural, because she’s a stone cold sociopath.

I hate to admit it, but SHS is really really good at her job. She can tell the lies with a straight face, and convincingly act offended when the administration gets called out on pretty much anything. I’ve rarely seen her get ruffled. I have to hand it to her for nailing the skills necessary in that position, and in…

mexican bugs don’t cross to the Usa, all of them know you are killing all your bees due to extreme pesticides allowed in the americana farms. Yes, it’s not aliens killing your bees it’s you super toxic farm products that are illegal in Mexico. An example? go find some borax to kill cockroaches, you’’ll find it in…