Parents, talk to your kids about Florida before someone else does.

All of the above.

Not to make light of a tragedy here, but does anyone have a theory for why Florida seems to produce a surplus of behavior like this? Is it the mind-warping humidity, the moronic political culture, the discomforting acceptability of Jimmy Buffett fandom? I honestly want a study commissioned on why this keeps happening.…

That’s interesting. I “lost” time during my massive depression, in the sense that I really just don’t remember much about those years. They’re all sort of muddy.

Still, it’s a dollar she donated, and a dollar that the billionaire lady wants back. Who’s the uglier of the two?

Mark, I'm interested to know why you feel the bisexuality thing is "big"? I am not snarking—I am bisexual and never felt the tiniest twinge about disclosing that to my relationship partners. I don't walk around shouting it from the proverbial rooftops because of prejudice against bi people, but my partners have always…

You shouldn’t have gotten married, then. Some of us love to smoke and drink and have a good time, but you guys don’t take us seriously, then you bitch and moan and try to reel us in for affairs when SHOCKINGLY the woman you married is a bummer after the perils of marriage and pregnancy. No thanks.

It’s not the way I’d wanna go. I’m not really down with the uterus-as-clown-car thing.

What’s the point of getting old if you can’t spend all your time day drinking, lady lunching, and definitely not changing the diapers of four newborns?

I think that’s where you have to go through a banner year of Fuck These Assholes I’m Not Dating Anyone and see if you feel the same way afterwards.

I’ve had a banner year dating the Wrong Guy(s) that I’m now considering never dating again. My radar is off, I have a long ass list of qualities I want in a guy that probably doesn’t exist, and I’m afraid of being left for someone more beautiful/smarter/taller than me. My choice, in my mind, is either accepting the…

The reason people dislike cheating is because of empathy. They are empathetic to the person unknowingly getting cheated on.

If he needs as much caretaking as it seems, he doesn't really have much of a choice. Its either acquiesce or lose your wife and caretaker.

I'm financially dominated. It's called my mortgage and kids. People pay for this treatment?

Prince Charmings come and Prince Charmings go. (Mostly go.)

Look, if your Prince Charming doesn't come...you may be doing something wrong. Maybe ask him what he likes or if he...

"Also, some of my regret is terror that no one will visit my ass at the home..." Ha—this is how I feel! I joke with my nearly 10-year-old niece that I have to suck up to her at all costs so she'll visit me in the home someday.

Yeah, the no-contact thing really is key. Also key, in my opinion? The decision that is really truly is over. It's impossible to get over it if you're still clinging to that desperate hope, you know? I'm in the post-breakup stage and while I feel fine most of the time, there are those occasional days/moments where…

The thing about self help books is, they just tell you shit you already know, and that any half-decent friend should be able to put into perspective for you.

@Lazy Line Painter Jane: Yeah I hate that. Same with when the girl dumps the boy, and then keeps hanging out with him because she's supposed to be a "good friend." The dumped person needs time to get over the dumpee, and neither party ever wants to hear it.