I hope you tip as well as you type.

This, not Kim K's ass, has in fact broke the internet.

I'm going to pretend that my home state of Illinois is grateful for the LACK of in-laws that attended the family functions. As in there was a plethora of status' stating "Oh what a shame. My mother-in-law isn't feeling up to the trip this year to our house. Yay! I mean, I'm grateful she's okay and stuff".....

IDK. I just tried this stuff for the 1st time in my life (Im 47) after staring at it for years on various restaurant tables. On a whim I poured some onto a coconut curry thai dish I was having and it was in fact like a mouth orgasm. But its not the actual sauce. This stuff is like a bad wine that if you pair it with…

First thing I thought of, too. Also? Too. Whatever (drinks more wine)

Well Santa has always been about his 'ho ho ho's'

Im pretty die-hard Hellmans' but I tried the Veganaise when I took a sushi-making class and I was stunned at how good it was. But the 10.00 a jar price tag stunned me a bit more.

Ok I fact-checked it (sorry C.A., truth is stranger than fiction). I've seen some weird reactions to things when people should be dead, but burns over 90% of the body isn't one. First time for everything. Yes, delayed shock syndrome by drug intoxication, of a amphetimine nature combined with alcohol would be my guess.

typically in this scenario-he'd be given an IV line for hydration as he most likely would not be conscious. While 3rd degree burns kill the nerve endings and don't create pain, the 2nd degree burns would be horrifically painful, and if he was in shock he'd not be walking far and most likely would've passed out at the…

Yeah, but Alex gets a 10% discount at Target. There's that.

To be fair.....we kinda are.

Twiggy/hourglass/pear/apple/ 'break the internet'/ I wish I looked like a model/types of bodies, now "Im a model and wish like I looked like a model" type of figure .... I'd better add this to the report I'm required to give to my Elders someday.

A feminist is not a woman who shouts "Its her ass, and she should be able to show it wherever and whenever she wants to!" A feminist is a woman who says "She shouldn't have to."

Naw, its just sad because Handler used to be noted for her humor and wit. Since that seemed to fade out, now she comes back with the oh so original attention ploy of sexuality, allegedly disguised as humor but really a transparent and rather desperate attempt to stay relevant (two show-offy naughty selfies in a couple…

Agreed. Seems that being noted for being funny just isn't enough for Ms Handler and she wants all the sexual attention one can get for her lady bits under the guise of 'humor'. I think she's trying to stay relevant.

Too late. She did.

For sure will be noted as "Generation Ass"

Well he didn't actually commit the suicide, did he. He's a psychopath, sociopath, narcissist-he has a personality disorder, not a mental illness. Not trying to play internet psychologist but it seems pretty clear and he has a history of this with other women. Just based on his reaction alone, this is no bi-polar…

I was one of those people who was disgusted by the fact that the McRib has simulated bones in it, so its a pseudo-rib at best. But then one drunken night I found myself having one of them shoved into my mouth by a friend with the promise of "you're gonna love this." While its not the first time I've been drunk with…

Well.....if he wasn't the most published person in the world before, he's certainly the most "copied and pasted and shared" published person in the world for today, anyway lol