Tic Tacs wont save him. At this point he needs a Life Saver.

I’ll just leave this tweet here:

Wait, there are haters?

Here’s a song to help you perfect your shimmy. I love it.

Consider the alternative that Trump really is prepping. I know his campaign “leaked” that he is not prepping, not serious, etc., but why should we believe them? When have they been honest about anything? Maybe he really has prepped. Maybe his performance at the last debate was the best he could do.

McCain fries are cowardly losers.

Could have been one hell of a BCO story.

Also bear in mind, none of these ranchers, the Bundy’s included, want to own the BLM maintained land. They just want it returned to local control, i.e., towns and sheriffs.

That’s the entire reason I cannot possibly believe he did this himself. He may not want to be president, but he sure as hell not going to out himself for losing nearly a billion dollars in a single year.

I hate to interrupt your lovely GIF party, but I’m so afraid that what we’ll get are a bunch of Trump supporters on the streets rioting because the election was “rigged/stolen.” (Here’s where I would post a Debbie Downer GIF, I guess.)

I would like proof showing he is being audited. He has claimed over and over that he is being audited, prove it.

So, in other words, this guy wants to put his semen over black women. So, he has to represent his fetish in his “art”. Yeah. We pretty much see past you dude. Thanks for your contribution to the art community. We are all terribly fucking impressed. Golf clap. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

No what else Alicia Machado did? A spread for Playboy Mexico. Know what that means for this election? FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK all, because it means nothing! It’s her body! She can do whatever the hell she wants with it! Flaunt it, shape it, mold it, drape it, put on Crocs, smoke cigarettes, and get a facial tattoo. While…

That America is being taken down by a combination of celebrity worship and petulant whiteness is a pretty good argument in favor of a god who loves ironic punishments.

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

There’s a fairly sensible rationale behind the “women are bad at parking” thing, but it isn’t “women are bad at parking”. If you look at insurance claims, the ones that men often make are big “rolled the car 5 times at highway speed” ones, and the ones women make are “parking scrape” ones.

Since men are well known for sticking their penis in any available inanimate object, I’m proud to see this important step toward gender equality.

“tinfoiled fucking imbecile”

See, but the whole reason someone would dress up like a scary clown to scare people is to prevent having to jump out of the bushes to scare them. All he has to do is stand there quietly - minding his own business - to freak people out.