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lisaclews555

I was gonna respond but then I was like...

Even if I wanted to, I refuse to look at naked photos of people that are taken without their consent or are leaked. If people are outraged about “the Fappening,” I don’t know why it’s okay to look at Bieber’s photos because he's a guy.

Justin Bieber is aware that the entire internet has seen his penis

Honestly...

Like that 18th century dildo found in a privy in Poland.

So hotel owner has to pay fines for rowdy guests? Seems fine.

I don’t want it, so even if I didn’t have a problem with eating food from the hand of a dead person, I still wouldn’t pry it out.

“Hey, parents who lost kids to guns, and you other communists who care about that, what you don’t understand is that your kid’s death was something that happened to YOU, while the possibility of me losing my gun is something that would happen to ME. So. Big difference.”

Hawaiian pizza is fairly popular in America, and that’s ham and pineapple.

As an archaeologist, I will speak up for the humble outhouse. Simply put, they are archaeological gold mines. Preservation in outhouses can be remarkable: I’ve seen 100-year-old newspapers that were found in readable condition in a privy deposit in my own home town (the site report was very polite about what newspaper

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

If it were up to me (and I am a cynical bastard) I’d do forced vasectomies (reversible) for all male born babies. When they turn 18 they can apply for a license, pass a psych eval and pay like 2k to get a birthing license and get unfixed. And you have to renew it every year, like cars. Failure to renew means you can’t

How about this face?

I’ll raise you

She’s bad, but she isn’t the worst guest ever, that honor(?) goes to my cousin’s estranged father who insisted on hitting on 17 year old me and then decided that the only reason I wasn’t reciprocating was because I was obviously dating the guy next to me, my other cousin, his estranged ex step son, who he didn't

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

An Australian friend of mine requested a visit to Outback Steakhouse while she was visiting us and a couple other friends here in the US. Said she was curious, so off we went.