Can I ask about how they figured out you were ADHD instead of anxiety-ridden? I’ve wondered for myself whether I have the former instead of the latter, but don’t exactly know what the differences look like. I’ve done the WebMD thing, but every symptom ends with “and you may die” so I stopped.

I scoffed when I read the “low potential for abuse” line. I have a Xanax script, and I’m careful with those boogers. I take as little as I can to ward off a panic attack, which can be as much as one-fourth of a half-milligram pill.

second-leading cause of impaired driving in the state after alcohol

10,000 Xanax? One for each Maniac.

No, no fake butter...you make a good Southerner cry with that fake buttery shit. Or maybe it’s just me. I freaking hate fake butter. And I imagine it’d be a sausage flavor over bacon since sausage gravy seems to be the most popular form of it down here. I type this from NC.

omg did you just solve depression? Mind blown.

GONNA WATCH THIS SO HARD

This looks FUCKING AMAZING!

The face that she created a 2 column structure and then so freely disregards it for “vanilla fat free ice cream” is just like WHAT IS HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

The girl does not know how to spell cinnamon.

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw:

That’s just it. I was a little kid in the 70s. My mom went back to college and hung out with all the hippie-types who were constantly blazing one up — which made me think weed was a lame thing that adults do. I didn’t even bother trying it until I was 18, and never really got the hype. I’m sure that’s what’s happening…

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

You know, I’m sure someone will say something about intolerance of other people’s cultures, and I get that argument, but you have to draw the line somewhere. Public waste disposal is my ironclad line in the sand.

I’ve worked as a barista!!! We were an independent shop, so we’d always get people asking for the Starbucks slurpee drinks, and we’d be like, “We pour it over ice.” And of course they’d have a fit, because these are the same assholes that go to a bourbon bar and ask for a slushee margarita where the bartenders are…

I was trying to explain to my English husband about what Friendly’s was- basically a place with rocking grilled cheese sandwiches and ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU COULD EVER WANT in a variety of forms. LOVE Friendly’s.

“She even started saving for gender reassignment surgery at the age of five.”

I mostly just lurk, but occasionally talk about my work with pregnant teens in South Africa (http://youngmomsupport.co.za)
South Africa has many issues: but we DO have good laws that are not constantly changed and challenged. One is the ability for any pregnant person from the age of 12 to access abortion without…

My wife’s family is always going on about how we need to move to Austin because it’s a bustling city, great music and food scene, family friendly and all that (they’re from around there), and articles like this serve prove my counter-point, “But then we’d have to live in fucking Texas,” to be irrefutable.

we want to protect parents’ rights