Martha grew up working-class. Damn you Jezebel for making me expose my Martha knowledge!

It's the WORST. And, I was once at a live taping of Wait, Wait... and ran into a woman whom I really wanted to hire me. She was like, "oh, you must also love Ask Me Another! It's so great!" Moral: Ask Me Another brings awkwardness and misery wherever it goes.

Ha! I got in trouble for this constantly as a kid. I would be busted when my parents would find a huge finger track in the butter. FWIW to the OP, I am now in my late 30s, very healthy, and I still eat a lot of butter.

I have thought about this a lot. Not that I have any answers, but I think it's fascinating and I'm not sure why Lindy is so dismissive of the importance of this idea. SPACE PORN anyone??

I saw a lot of previews for this and thought the line "if I'm scared, be scared, allow it" was hugely revealing. That's not how fear works, that's not how emotions work. I think Beyonce's need to control everything has kept her from being able to acknowledge emotions, and it limits her. She's an amazing entertainer,…

Exactly! I was reading this post thinking... wow, that's not the character I've seen. I don't think she's deliberately evil, but is so deluded and so narcissistic that she is in effect poisonous.

I have absolutely felt that, and to my shame, at one point just let a friendship die after she had a child and I felt confused and jealous. But just because you feel those things doesn't mean that you shouldn't work to celebrate your friends' lives just like they presumably celebrate yours. Now, if that isn't…

Usually the very sheer stuff is modified for ready-to-wear to not be see-through. They want to sell clothes, after all.

There was literally nothing in your first comment to imply you thought men feel WRONGLY that they're owed something. In fact it reads as quite sympathetic to that view.

Uh-huh. And I'm sure you wrote a bunch of letters supporting the Ledbetter Act. Men could buy dinner forever and it wouldn't make up for the systematic inequality of the American financial system, is another way to look at it.

I was just coming to correct you, haha.

I know it can't be ME, I'm perfect!

OH! Now I get it.

What's in Vitamin Water is LIES, obviously.

But then isn't it weird that they have to list the grams of carbs but can round the calories to zero? Seems like they should be able to round down both. I don't actually care, but it is... odd.

This is a little confusing to me... does it have 0.6 cal per serving or 4 cal? In any case, thanks for the legwork. I just saw it, laughed and said LIARS!

It should only come in those tiny single serving cartons for that true "Sabor De Soledad"!

I think this was really driven home for me when I looked at the label on a bottle of Vitamin Water. It claimed zero calories and 4 grams of carbohydrate. Uh-HUH.

Oh, that's where I know her from! She looks better than anyone else in this slideshow. The hair, definitely, but really the whole look and she looks excited but relaxed, if that's possible.

Hostessing, exactly! Because it requires you to be entertaining, gracious, etc, but not necessarily deeply engaged with one person, and requires little of yourself. And I too love hearing stories while drinking wine. I think in retrospect that the idea of having to figure out for myself what I could and couldn't…