Yesterday, I finally succumbed to the powerful suction of The Hills. The cavernous part of my brain felt complete...but after a few minutes I realized I was drooling. And barely breathing. I think I died a little, actually. So I changed the channel.

It's nice to know what the lines of coke see before they go bye-bye.

Shit...will it ever be safe for a woman to go somewhere alone? Ever? Usually when I'm drunk and alone at night in DC, I feel invincible. But even then, I always abide by the rule my mom has hammered into my head since I was little: stick your house key in between your fingers while walking (Wolverine style!), and…

It's true. I graduated last May too and have a "great" job at a very well-respected studio as a graphic designer. I've learned so much from my awesome/genius boss, get to wear sneakers and t-shirts to work everyday, have already won a few awards for a giant project I did a month after I left school...and what? Somehow…

Do you think she wiped of the coke off her cards before or after she started playing solitaire?

One more thing, I'm sure some of you have seen those set-up "audition" vignettes they've been playing on MTV...is it just me, or is each group of dimwits cast for this dying show more and more repugnant than the last?

Oh. My. God. I couldn't even watch the whole thing, her glittering horse teeth and missile-shaped nipples were threatening to stab me to death. Which would've been better than LISTENING TO HER SPEAK.

My mom has been taking care of kids ever since I was 3, so I've been around a rotating gaggle of babies ever since. The way she raises kids is just awesome, I don't know how she does it. She's very strict, all about the manners, and teaches them absolutely everything in English and Spanish. Not because they need to…

@petunia942 & randomthoughts: Aw shucks, thanks gals.

In response to the mug shots? WOW. Just...wow...

Can someone please explain why wedding dresses are always at least 50% uglier than regular dresses? Is it the expectation of white? Of lace? Of tawdry, garish sparkle? Of a dress that will be glorified until the end of time, to the point that the bride's mother, sisters, and jealous bridesmaids will eventually offer…

This fight is some serious parallel universe shit. It's like watching a feisty porn star from today pull the weave off her own head 15 years in the future.

Bah, the entire music industry is totally sexist. I wanted nothing more in the world to play drums when I was 7, of which I blame Jem and the Holograms (the original girl group). My parents never did buy me that set but they sure did let me play the violin for 5 years. Now, 15 years later I'm spending thousands of…

Woah, I'm not that old...scratch the 7 years thing. Make it like 4. I can't count...

@velvetjones: I recall recently wandering around an Old Navy during their giant winter sale and finding all these little goodies in the maternity section. I ended up buying like 3 SUPER comfy shirts in bright, fun colors for about 4 dollars each...and I wasn't even (nor have I ever been) pregnant! Go for Old Navy.…

She has Posh hair, so she wins by default.

The funny thing is, on her, it looks more like a half muumuu than a half dress. On normal women, it'd be a half napkin.

Something tells me when Dov gets reaally wasted he wanders outside and tries to cuddle with it.

It's like 1993 all over again. All she's missing is a nose ring and Macaulay Culkin.

This was a really great read Tatiana. It's can't think of a single other creative industry that has the ability to be as personally damaging as being a model. As a fashion designer, graphic designer, architect, writer, artist, etc., etc., etc., it's so easy to grow attached to what you create and express and be…