@STICKSnSCONES: Funk de caca...AHAHA. This made me chortle. And chortling actually hurts.

Is it bad that I think this stuff is awesome? It's like Balenciaga-lite...I don't know if that's supposed to be a compliment or not.

At least it will hide my bulging cankles.

The phrase "prescription ecstasy" is Tchaikovsky to my ears. But all positive effects aside, I have a few horror stories that worry me about the possibility of E as a pharmaceutical. Particularly the time I had a pill packed so softly that when I popped it in my mouth, the monstrous pressure of my tongue crushed the…