Horton would have escaped capture, but he was distracted by a Roger Daltrey song.

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

Yeah, good point. For some reason I was thinking of LeBron’s shot as game-tying, rather than Game-winning.

They have declined to continue helping America’s young people enjoy outdoor recreational activities.

The way the question was worded, you have to watch the last 300 games, not the next 300, and it’s one game a night regardless. So football would still be a bit longer than basketball or hockey, but it’s 300 nights no matter what.

I never use the self checkout. The leftist labor Wobbly radical still hiding inside of me refuses. I have, though, come up with a perfect riposte when I am directed by a manager at Lowe’s or the supermarket to the self-checkout:

Mark Wahlberg [smile grows across face]: “They’re messing with the wrong freakin’ city, eh?”

He didn’t exhaust one option: forfeiting the game. That would have been the right thing to do. Then he could have asked the other team if they want to have a joint practice or a pickup game, or just shake their hands and go out for pizza. You don’t always have to win.

I thought it showed a lot of character how LeBron stood up for LaForce, and really the whole TNT broadcast team. At the end of the video he even said, “And everyone, stop calling for TNT to switch out all the announcers. I mean, who would ever think of switching out almost everyone right in the middle of things.…

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

Listless? They sounded energetic to me. Maybe “feckless” was what you were looking for?

My bad. I forgot the “m” after the $40.

Calling a ref a “bitch-ass motherfucker” when you switched playground teams because you didn’t want to compete against the best players, like, deserves its own Alanis Morissette song.

How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!

I would also like to point out this Goddamn Photo of LeBron James from earlier this week. (Photo by Michael Chow @PhotoChowder)... I mean damn its amazing, there are actually people there to watch the Phoenix Suns play basketball.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

The only knock on Penn hosting the Ivy League tournament is that it might make sense to have it at an Ivy League school.

Mostly because #1 is not a yes or no question!

My mind is blown that you interpret this trauma as a result of being sheltered. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about.

Lol so you’re implying they’d respond violently? Really making a strong argument in favor of keeping them strapped, there. Anyway good point, I’ll definitely make sure to go up to The Cops and tell them that.