Joe Staley doesn’t play for the Browns. I think you mean Joe Thomas.

And, co-workers, don’t forget the co-workers he was discussing his masturbatory habits with. Maybe he’s 14 and just found out about masturbation?

From the copy on “JEB!’S Website:

“It’s still used as a non-homophobic insult by lots of people”

They need to know what it’s like to sleep on the ground, with rocks poking their backs. They need to crawl into a musty sleeping bag to escape the smell of stale campfire smoke. They need to stand shivering in the dawn, waiting for water to boil so they can choke down their oatmeal.

“Well that’s it, boys. I’ve been redeemed. The preacher’s done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It’s the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting’s my reward. “—Delmar O’Donnell

Pre-existing ringworm, I hadn't thought of that! Well, at least she can add tinnitus to the list when she's applying for benefits.

Who in their right mind walks into a chicken coop with bare feet? That young lady is going to end up with a case of ringworm as well as a ringing in the ears!