Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

My Uncle the vietnam vet after someone thanked him for his service: “Fuck my service. I didn’t want to do my service. Fuck the people who made me do that service. I only did my service because a prison record seemed worse. You want to thank someone? Thank the people protesting against war.”

Really impressed with how much he tweeted at these women. Very prolific, since he was probably doing it one handed.

What’s truly distressing is that this is exactly right. A more successful football coach *could* get away with being a bully, an asshole, and an accomplice to child rape. Fuck Greg Schiano, fuck Peter King, and fuck all the Paterno-slurpers who will inevitably come out of the woodwork once again.

This, without the police uniform?