Scott Boras looks like the middle photo of an animorph between a young Rush Limbaugh and a current Barry Switzer.

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It is actually a cardboard cutout of Donald Trump informing you to go fuck yourself. It also has contact information for those wishing to invest in Trump industries.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

Soooo... is Joe Flacco’s backup elite?

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

It’s a load-bearing eye chart

Did your even read the article? It has nothing to do with Donald Trump.

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

That was more of a mic slam than a mic drop. Well said

That guy supported the IRA. He obviously only likes white terrorists.

Did I say Duke Snyder? My bad. I meant Dunk Schneider.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

I find it interesting you think RG3 will stay healthy for 5 games.

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

James responded by saying that he was the father of three kids and a man.