I understand that part of the argument and I would be fine with a foul if the defender’s jumping carries him into the offensive player’s shooting space and results in contact. If the offensive player unnaturally jumps/launches himself into the air-born defender to create contact that wouldn’t otherwise occur, though,…

The move that pisses me off the most is when an offensive player gets the defender in the air with a pump fake, the defender goes almost (but not entirely) straight up, and the offensive player then jumps into the defender and reacts like he’s been shot by a sniper. Though I am guessing it is a defensive foul under a…

It’s a bit early to make any determinations about Cy Young awards, but if Paxton remains on the dominant path he’s started the season on, he’ll bolster—and maybe anchor—a rotation that includes King Felix.

In all fairness, this was probably deserved. I mean, after killing the Easter Bunny’s wife the day before during one of his famed game hunts, it was really in poor taste for Teddy to then wear her ears as a prop during the presidential race.

I love the username. It makes me picture an 8-year old Jeff Van Gundy, already bald and looking overly sullen, sitting at the family kitchen table with an empty plate in front of him and holding a knife in one hand and a fork in the other while an obese 10-year old Stan Van Gundy shovels food into his gaping maw. If…

Not to quibble, but was his statement a recklessly terrifying moment or terrifyingly reckless moment for you? For me, it was the latter because it showed a complete lack of awareness for not only the destruction that nuclear weapons inflict, but the devastating chain of events that would likely be set off if he was…

Some advanced stats that I find interesting:

And yet Florida and Ohio are still the ones who have the “this story could only happen in ____” reputations.

Good catch. I always confuse Kenny Britt and Kendall Wright...don’t know why.

Excuse me, sir, but Tom Heckert and Mike Holmgren are on Line 1 for you to discuss the 2011 and 2012 drafts.

Patrick, I have been looking for (but been unable to find) video of Cespedes’ 2B because I want to see how close he came to having 4 HRs. If you have video of his 2B, can you update the post to include the video?

You seem to be forgetting that he will be perfectly well-suited at that point for running the triangle offense, or at least that’s what Phil Jackson will be telling everybody.

The two most important questions in all of this are (i) what is Nixon’s average monthly water bill, and (ii) who will pay it while he is missing?

A short scene from Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium on Saturday, October 21st, in the absence of SB 742:

For another thing, these no-opposite-sex-dinner declarations make plain the flimsiness of these bozos’ marital fidelity: That for these men—at least in their imaginations—the chute leading from an overcooked burger at Chili’s to, like, an entire secret second family, is wide, straight, steep, and absolutely drenched…

The Great Pyramid of Giza was larger (in terms of peak height and footprint) than Mercedes-Benz Stadium will be when it is complete. Construction of MBS began on May 19, 2014, so it will end up requiring just over three years to complete. The Great Pyramid was constructed 4,600 years ago and before the invention of…

(That’s supposed to be Jackie Christie’s head on LaVar Ball’s body...I was a bit restricted by MS Paint’s functionality).

NO, FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!

What Should I Do If ICE Shows Up On My Doorstep?

The best way for James Harden to have his teammates’ back is for him to make sure his wrist doesn’t hurt so badly that he shoots them out of the playoffs.