In Aikman’s defense, his brain is so scrambled from all of his concussions that he thinks it is 1996 and that Bayless’s book was just released.

I don’t disagree. My examples weren’t meant to be exhaustive and were also a bit extreme to emphasize my overall point that pocket passers who pose little-to-no running threat aren’t usually the QBs who are built and look like football players. As for Luck, though he isn’t typically thought of as a dual-threat QB and…

This is the reason that teams so highly value an OT who can block a QB’s blindside and why the NFL has incorporated so many rules to protect QBs. While most QBs are a bit more physically imposing (i.e., muscular) than Goff, there aren’t many who are really jacked. Anecdotally, it seems to me that most of the QBs who…

Shit, had Bri’onte Dunn, the expected starter at running back, realized that, he would have just ignored Zombie Urban Meyer’s decision to kick Dunn off of the team about a month ago.

From the “News I Would Love to See Reported Tomorrow on ESPN” department:

I don’t want to speak your language, I don’t want to celebrate your holidays, I sure as hell don’t want to cheer for your soccer team.

The great thing about our country at this point is that wives are actually permitted, if not expected, to have thoughts and beliefs that are independent from those of their husbands. That is a good thing because if we extend your thinking to the most absurd logical result, it would mean we could expect Hillary either…

The thing that really blows my mind about this is that the Chargers knew that Goff and Wentz were going to go 1-2 in some order once the Eagles-Browns trade happened, so they knew who would be available and could have entered into contract negotiations (even if just cursory negotiations) with Bosa at that point and…

Duke Snyder is right up there with Mike Pizza, Ferdinand Venezuela, and Oral Herschiser as my favorite Las Angelis Doggers.

ESPN had an interesting article that may be relevant to the Aguayo situation, even though the article is about poor free throw shooters in the NBA. I think the most interesting tidbit in the article is that Dwight Howard claims (and I do not doubt him) that he remembers making 465 out of 500 free throws in practice…

Steve Garvey, Matt Kemp, Pee Wee Reese, and Eric Karros. I think Jackie Robinson was coming off the bench as a late-inning replacement.

And if that isn’t a winner, here’s your potential pivot: “Revolutionize your communication canine training with. P(b)ITCH: the app that calls peoplesays ‘bitch’ at a frequency too high for humans ears, but low enough for your female dogs, to hear.”

The ASPCA is often much more useless and unwilling to step in than you would expect for an organization whose mission is to prevent animal cruelty. For example, the Lancaster County Court of Common Pleas in Pennsylvania recently revoked the Executive Director of the Lancaster SPCA’s license and authority as an animal…

A Frenchman’s shitting down his leg seems to be a slight an improvement over shitting the bed like the French normally do in international affairs.

Lochte, et al., apparently had their taxi stop at a gas station so they could go to the bathroom. When they returned to the taxi, the driver did not pull off. “Armed gunman posing as police officers” then came up to the taxi, forced the swimmers out of the car, and robbed them. The swimmers later returned to the…

Given that my comment related to her apparently unimpeachable morality, thereby conveying a latent expression of my lax attitude toward moral terpitude, would it not be more appropriate to say that you hope I get knocked off of my low horse, or perhaps even my donkey or my jackass?

He was a six-tool player.

I looked at my wife last night after King’s interview and said, “I kind of hope she fails a drug test.” When my wife asked why, my response was, “Partly because it would be funny but moreso that she needs to be knocked down off of her high horse.”

Given some of the issues thus far involving fires (Australian Olympic Delegation Robbed During Fire At Athletes’ Village), are we certain the men in that picture are really firemen?

We can only hope that this doesn’t turn into a Bartman situation where the fan’s interference could potentially affect the Reds’ chances of making it to the World Series this season.