I bought my car there, and had a similar experience. Fantastic sales guy, absolutely no pressure, and we had a good time talking cars and customers (apparently he had a rapport with customers who preferred the high-end performance cars). The 5-day option on the return policy and 30-day, $0-deductible warranty were…

“...you are effectively a disposable layer of deniability between the dealer principal and the public.” Jeezis.

What cartel is your boss laundering money for?

Here, let this total asshole explain:

I’ve worked the dealership life since I was 18. Originally I was a porter, moved to quick lube, then moved to Internet Sales followed with a stint as a Service Advisor.

Honestly, I’m not digging the trend of squinty splinter headlights on ANY cars right now. The Jeep just looks ridiculous. I’m even a little bummed about incorporating it into the new Tesla design.

They need to look at their best stuff and go back to that....

BMW’s best design years were the late-’90s to early ‘00s

Now with handy dandy graphic to explain!

BMW’s best design years were the late-’90s to early ‘00s, right before Bangle-butt mania. Prior decades were good, but not as cohesively handsome across the board.

Don’t focus on the grille. That’s just a superficial detail.

Maybe they should try doing a modern take on the two central kidneys within a larger overall grille such as they did on the E21, E28, E30 and E34?

Taller headlights, round ones like they used to have. Have the LED running strips hidden behind smoked glass between the two round headlights on each side so during the daytime it looks like the 1980s design language, and at night it looks super futuristic with a single bar across either side of the car. Secondly,…

Literally at least one person.

If only there had been some sort of text after the headline that contained some sort of explanation that would answer your question.

Yup, this.

These stories always just make me chuckle. As someone who has worked multiple service industry jobs in my lifetime, most of these complaints seem utterly ridiculous to me. Most of the one’s listed don’t even sound like line employees complaints rather than managers complaints. Breaking big bills? If I was working the…

Yeah, I never understood using the stick on wait staff... they are alone with your food; use the carrot instead.

Growing up with an Italian mother I can tell you with certainty: it beats your ass.