In what will likely be one of my only defenses of something happening under the Trump administration, this is not as much a Trump-driven policy, so much as a Republican one. They were all fighting net neutrality well before Trump even announced his candidacy. This is strictly republicans paying the piper after being…

We the best country in the world will resort to using VPNs up the wazoo like our “enemies” in Iran and other regime-ruled countries.

I spy a political science major

Thank you. I was merely giving the author a first-pass critique on his choice of nomenclature by saying that italicizing non-genus clade names is wrong, but you’re going to the next level of critique by pointing out that writing about genera is difficult because it’s very easy to fall into a mistake, as I did, of…

“ ...game of nuclear chicken... “

Yep. Humans can get infected with Pseudomonas, it can cause pneumonia, septic shock, UTIs....

I thought erroneously, that this would change my life.

No link to an Amazon affiliate sale on Bissell carpet-cleaning vacs? Jesus, Mandelbaum, what are they paying you for?

Interesting stuff, but who in the hell ever thought pee was sterile? It is bodily waste, nothing close to sterile, and something that would be obvious to most people.

You sir, are a monster.

I thought that Cat Scratch Fever was caught from some kitty next door.

This is an article about dogs, not cats.

Also remember to cover or dispose of fryer oil quickly, otherwise your agile Pharaoh Hound mix will hop up onto the counter and drink all of it and then she will vomit oil, leak oil out of her asshole and shit oil for twenty-four hours. And if YOU didn’t learn your lesson the first time, she will do it again.

names like Pseudomonas,

I mean, he united readers in the way that Frankenstein’s monster united villagers, so yes?

Was it this paper?

I honestly have no idea what this post means, Ryan.

The change is subtle at first, like the Butterfly Effect

First of all, I was blindsided by the word “bitches” appearing in a scientific paper