I’ve read the script and have a huge problem with this movie (minor SPOILER to follow)

That was a cool rule. Good for them!

Well you see, when the hippies get exposed to Hep A, it directly affects them because they’re both preparing and eating the food. The company executives who make the decisions that lead to managers not giving a shit and forcing sick staff to work, they damn well don’t eat fast food burgers. It’s just like the oil…

I understand that the class was somewhat silly or very niche at the least, but I’m confused why it was written by someone who doesn’t know much about makeup and doesn’t want to. Like no, even I am not interested in applying five foundations to my face but, yes, you do have to use “glitter glue” to apply glitter.…

Is this an article making fun of people who like makeup, on a blog for people who like makeup? I’m confused.

Here you go.

She does look beautiful.. if maybe a little less unique. My only concern about getting a significant amount of plastic surgery/fillers at such a young age is how this is going to age. Sure she looks beautiful now at 18 but I wonder what the situation will be at 30, 40, 50.. On the other hand, I have some sympathy…

Girl needs glasses. That level of squinting was outrageous. But the singing was magnificent.

I do love how she’s walking down the stairs just like I do when I’m holding a bowl of super hot soup I filled too high, or am carrying some dogs, or am trying to go get a drink of water in the middle of the night and am too lazy to turn on the lights, or having a bad arthritic flare. Sometimes it's all four at the…

Jacobs with Cher, Kanye and Kim. Look at Kanye’s smile. He is just the puppet of Marc.

SORRY FOR THREADJACKING, BUT I WAS READING BUZZFEED AND FOUND THIS:

That is a glorious image, but she was younger than me, black, trans, and super thin, with beautiful curly hair (I have big curly hair, too, so I’m partial). She wearing a skintight leather skirt and tube top to a daytime wedding, though, so we can TOTALLY clock her for that shit.

“And at your age! Just wonderful!” Seriously, I’d have gone with read, because she basically admitted she was planning this all evening and you had done nothing to provoke and her tired sorority mixer dress and her big hair with those highlights that someone’s grandma did with a shower cap and a crochet hook. But…

I’d call that negging. Of late used by PUAs, but initially mastered by Southern women of a certain age. The “even though” is just a little too obvious to be shade.

It was so bizarre, because it was a total stranger! Like, who does that? Just mean.

You showed mercy. You could also have gone with, “Gosh thanks! Seeing women like you do it really inspired me be to be brave. It’s how we look to ourselves that counts, right?”

I feel like yes? A pleasant recitation of facts wrapped in an ostensible compliment that makes you feel like crap afterward? She may as well have included a “bless your heart!” in there too! :)

She knew what she was doing and it was uncalled for. She deserved to know she wasn’t pulling it off.

FACTS ARE THE DARKEST SHADE

Holy shit, Kara, I got them all correct two weeks in a row. #proudgraduateofshadeacademy