I know, it’s such a drag when people think it’s weird I don’t know basic day-to-day information relevant to half the world’s population, including the people with whom I share my home and my life. That’s just, like, girl stuff. I’m not gay!

The only thing I found somewhat surprising was unidentified officer 2. That’s how low the bar is. “Wow! Someone spoke up to two people being complete assholes, that’s surprising!”

I always thought the problems with population growth have more to do with logistics than anything else. For example, there is more than enough food, but not enough ways to get it to everyone who needs it in an efficient way. So, not a problem without a solution, we just haven’t found the solution yet.

I was praying for some Jez drama today, and this self righteous know it all really has not disappointed

Man and here I can’t imagine why I bothered approaching you like a reasonable person, especially after your first reply to me. That’s not sarcastic—I have no idea why, because it’s pretty clear you couldn’t reason your way out of a paper bag.

Good lord, I didn’t realize your ego was so fragile. I actually said that it was a racist myth that led to harmful policies and practices, all while I deliberately refrained from calling you names. I did call your tone flippant and accused you of being blinded by your own self-importance, which I stand by.

Congratulatio…

man please be more flippant, it makes me feel like you’re really smart and cool. nobody is saying “the earth can support an infinite number of people”—the point is, and I linked you to an entire organization that is dedicated to this, if you wanted to look beyond your own self-important bubble, that people aren’t…

People aren’t having more children. They’re actually having fewer than they ever have in all of human history. The reason why the global population is increasing is because people are surviving childhood and living longer. Neither of those things are bad. They are, in fact, an extraordinary triumph of human ingenuity…

I’m pretty sure that my existence is based entirely on spite and look how well I turned out.

There’s a common myth that the global population boom is due to people having more kids. It isn’t. It’s due to more kids surviving infancy and childhood because of better nutrition and medical care.

Your misplaced uterus is gathering with other free uterii to plan the liberation of the uterus currently possessed by Michelle Duggar. It’s overused and needs a break.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

OMG OMG This is the most important part of the article to me! (not that I’m not also concerned for her health)

My personal favorite theory is that Ed Sheeran IS the Illuminati, and this whole schtick is a ruse to lull us all into complacency.

Praise be. I’ve been resurrected.

I got a lot of thoughts that I need to get off my chest. First off, I regret that pun and would like to start again.

It’s covered with makeup. You can still see it. And the tucked napkins are to prevent the cover-up from getting on his clothes. You can even see the makeup on the napkins.

“That means they are in love. And being in love means you’re about to get married. And being married means you’re about to have babies”

Starstarstar because I just visited the page where it’s for sale, and when you click the size chart link, they don’t even bother listing the conversion for women’s sizes at ALL

He’s a piece of shit. All she did was quote his own words back to him.