:D It’s a variant on an old one I heard along the lines of “they had to burn the school down to get him/her out of it” (i.e., seemed too dim-witted to graduate)

just responding to tell you how much i love the “if he tunneled his way in.” totally stealing that.

Back in the 70s, my oldest sister got those streaky grey highlights that were a “thing” at the time. My Nana got all teary and said “oh honey, the gray hair will come soon enough - don’t rush things!”

His special needs child has something called Angelman Syndrome and from all accounts, he’s been an incredible advocate and source of strength and pride for him. I will always, always love him for this.

wait. WAIT. this Mariah Carey video is a LEGIT video. I thought this was a joke, like someone thought “wow these lyrics are terrible, I’m going to make a horribly cheesy clip art music video using them”. but no. is she messing with us? oh god those lyrics. I can’t.

“Is it lack of ice got you so cold?”

wut.

Colin Farrell’s older son has Angelman’s Syndrome (sp?) which has causes motor difficulties and seizures. He said that’s why he got sober some years ago, to be a good parent to James. He’s also apparently something of a LGBT advocate in Ireland.

No.

I’ve got a friend from college who’s also overdue by about the same amount on a kid. I should start a pool on which one comes first and when...

“The View” is like a period. Annoying and not a good representation of what it’s like being a woman.

No “Kate and Harry” theory? When that little ginge baby comes out, we will know the cold, hard truth.

I heard they’re giving the baby up for adoption.

What they don’t tell you is that they’re “hearing [this] exclusively” via Ouija board from a spirit that claims to be the departed Queen Mum but is actually all six Mitford sisters simultaneously, reunited in the afterlife by their common love of trolling.

even though they changed some of the more explicit words of the song, it is still really inappropriate and cring worthy

a vivid re-imagining of The Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps”

God damn, Mark. I thought nothing could horrify me more than rosebud, but that fucking Pumps video did it.

Blac Chyna has lost me. Yeah, Kylie Jenner is probably an asshole, but she’s also 17 years old and a grown-ass woman shitting on a teenager is lame. Tyga deserves all the scorn in the world, but Chyna seems to be focusing on shading and/or slamming Kylie, which reads as kind of pathetic. I think she knows she gets…

Once I caught sight of the even TINIER dancer, I couldn’t look away. There’s a new tiny dancer in town and she is stealing the entire show.

If I see this girl in Harlem, I’m asking for her autograph and then fan-girling appropriately.

Calling Paul Walker a ‘Rising Star’ seems super offensive...

This photo of Jennifer Aniston in a poofy shirt makes me think she’s just trolling the tabloids at this point. Amazing.