Oh come the fuck on! Get a Schott and wear it into the ground like any respectable well-heeled rebel. This jacket is fucking ridiculous. At least roll around in that leather so it looks like you wore it even once before that night. GODS THAT'S BAD.

The lack of T-Swizzle bothers me. Let me fix that:

1. You have absolutely gorgeous lips.

As much as I loathe the Daily Mail, their website is one of the best for photos galore. This one made me melt just a tiny bit.

Look how big Suri has gotten! And how much she looks like Katie!

Behold:

Well, for starters we could confine all women to small huts just outside the village when they are in that unclean state...

Is it unreasonable to ask that men don't go swimming, since their genitals are hanging off of their body? Additionally, wouldn't this be kind of like the "Don't pee in the pool" rule? You can make it a rule, but how on earth would you enforce it?

I dunno matt, let me promote this and we'll put it up to a vote. On jezebel.com.

Agreed, and doesn’t seem like they’ll be doing Rihanna any favors, either. This dress she wore to the Home premiere? Just no. So much opportunity to have fun at a premiere, and she turns up in something that Princess Grace might have worn 50 years ago.

I hear that. Luckily, my family is known for being horrifying at sharing important news (e.g. my dad will insert a little "grandpa died, by the way" note into his emails about redecorating the house - this is a true thing that happened) so I'm pretty positive no one is ever going to call me with actual news.

ON Zoe Kravitz:

I think this dress is ugly as fuck. Not only is it unflattering to her figure, but then it's got this weird mesh thing happening in the back along with that print. its ugly y'all

I always feel a little confused when I find the Satanists to be the voice of reason. Like, I totally agree with them whenever they make the news for pointing out somebody's prejudice or irrationality. So, should I be worshiping Satan?

Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

On what planet did "Dr" Phil get his training?

This ad is tacky and tasteless, and my kindergartener can do a better bruise makeup than that. Also the Salvation Army is evil anyway.

who wouldn't intervene if you saw a visibly injured woman, eyes blackened and mouth bleeding?

It makes me facepalm a little regarding the meme vs content, but the thing that bothers me the most is that this woman is in an almost "sexy" modeling pose and so it almost looks like it glamorizes domestic violence. Maybe I'm nitpicking but that feels like the biggest no-no to me.

Not to mention David Boreanaz, who has starred in two other long-running shows since Buffy...