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I am with you like a million percent on basically everything you said. All the writers, past and present, that I have encountered here are just fucking amazing. I started commenting out of extreme boredom because I currently have a LOT of free time, like way too much actually, but I have found it to be such a…

imagine if they became bff and then one day ye stanned tay like he stans bey

it weirds me out, almost, how fixtury i have become? everyone is SO FUCKING LOVELY to me, for the most part, but i basically just started trolling around when i got the job i have now and (at the time) some of my software wasn't working so i didnt have a full workload at the time, and had time to spare*.

you and sita brought about the fifth horse of the apocalypse? so you two are winchesters?

i just want everyone to know that sita and i are 100% the reason this is happening

I totally did not realize you are new-ish around here since you are such a fixture of these here comments. I have been reading Jez for quite some time but I am also quite new as a commenter, mostly because I am 2% brave and 98% chickenshit. Lindy and Callie and Anna were so damn funny but also slightly terrifying,…

ugh i get it too. I DONT THINK people realize that i am relatively new to jez as a commenter, but burt especially was someone i got along well with. lindy was a force to be reckoned with and callie and anna were excellent writers- funny and to the point and ruthless in their own ways (i mean this completely…

That fucking bitch wore opera gloves! OPERA GLOVES! She thinks she's better then them!!!!!

i was looking at pics and someone posted his close cropped hair juxtaposed w his jesus hair now and i was like

Please NEVER stop doing Dirtbag Mark. Vanilla Ice burglarizing? Miley Cyrus Pretty Womaning, you Ver-Saseing? It's like a divine fever dream.

Seriously, she's a human rights lawyer who does incredible work in the real world, why should she bow down to people who play dress up for a living? There's nothing wrong with being a performer of any kind but if I was one, I wouldn't be arrogant enough to expect rocket surgeons, brain scientists, and human rights…

I hope he never balds. His mop is too glorious for that.

Ah yes, the new George Clooney who is just dying for children. Despite repeatedly saying he never saw himself having them. I feel bad that such a smart woman, or any woman, is dragged into such boring gossip.

Yeah. I guess "train wreck" = having the most fabulous night imaginable.

Yes, it's the same deal for attempted murder. Here is an update to the story where the girl's lawyer makes a motion to move the case to a juvenile court.

This is true. People didn't notice I was pregnant until 22 weeks. I had a bump before then, but. . . it looked like a burrito belly. And I am known to have those.

"Amal was a train wreck at the Golden Globes, "sashaying around the Beverly Hilton in her black Givenchy gown and opera gloves like she was the star of the night," and "giving judgmental looks to some pretty big names"

this is a formal request to ban all images that juxtapose harry styles with justin bieber.

If you ask me, this dog looks less like "Oh, hey, a hug from my buddy," and more "I know that one of these days this tiger is totally going to eat me. Don't you recognize 'scared for your life' guy with camera?"