Yeah, once somebody's chasing you down a freeway they're after more then a candid shot or two. They want your blood, literally.

That's just a false argument. There is lots of shit that there is a market for but is still illegal to engage in. I have an extra kidney here doing nothing but I can't even sell it to anyone to pay off my student loans. Or go buy most forms of recreational drugs. Or some pootang. And there are plenty of people who…

is there a subblog about me or is the documentation housed elsewhere~ would love to peruse~

i can tell you're heated because you wrote 30948230 comments and called me a jerk bully

...that's a normal looking baby. WTF is wrong with you? Have you never seen a baby? Do you think they come out looking like tiny adults? I'll help you, you monstrously stupid person. Here's some newborn babies. See how they all look chubby? That's how babies look.

i need to stress to you that calling a newborn obese might actually be the stupidest thing i have ever read.

Just look at that disgusting piece of shit.

he probs sees one of those giant pumpkins and is like I AM HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME CELEBRATING THIS OBESE PUMPKIN

This looks reads less 'sexy' and more 'the face you make when someone you thought was cool says something real racist and you're like "wtf"'

The redheads can be the center. Chubby blondes will take the left flank. Brunettes with curly hair can take the right. And the chubby, curly-haired red-heads? They are our honor guard, waving the colors and drumming on their little snares.

I'd let the bisexuals in on the attack, but they don't exist.*

*According…

Who wants to make a GoFundMe thing to send Adultosaur to The Taylor Swift Experience? Any volunteers?

My favorite thing is when guys say they like girls who don't wear makeup. Every time a man says that, I laugh (in his face) and laugh and laugh and laugh and then explain that they actually don't.

That sounds like the fucking worst and I'm sorry you had to do through that :(

This struck a chord with me and I was in tears by the end of it. My best friend and I constantly talk about how much we wish we could let go of concerns over our appearance. It feels like a constant battle, undoing basically 3 decades of body-negative messages on top of the current onslaught we get. It's always two…

I fully expect it to be Kris in a Bruce mask, as she cannot tolerate his star glimmering shinier than hers.

I like Stacey Dash more when she used to only say lines other people wrote for her.

At first quick glance, I thought this said she quit smoking because she was cheap and wanted to avoid wrinkles. I was going to say whatever works! But quitting smiling is just sad. Do any sociologists out there know if smiling is a social construct or are we actually biologically hard wired to do it?

And if I can remember your commenting on NYMag, and followed you all the way here, you can bet I'm not stopping now. Even if now I'm consciously chasing you.

If everyone will allow me to be weird for a moment -