Not quite all hope is lost!

The second game is listed as “early access” on Steam and I’m not gonna lie, that messed me up. Fuck cancer.

I can’t recall the exact feeling I got when I got to that point in the game, but “chills” would have been appropriate.

Yeah, naive angel mode works wonders for adult gamer who game with kids around

Naïve Angel Mode is 100% optional and Gamers™ STILL bitch about “censorship”.

I think it’s a great idea. More games should do this instead of outright censorship.

Now even Americans can play the game! /s

Right? I mean... he’s seen better days but STILL

Damn, man, Mario isn't THAT ugly.

That’s not what “straight-up” means. It's more of a lie by omission.

Agree, this title is super click bait and inaccurate

Then they wouldn’t get as many clicks.

You should maybe modify the title to indicate that it’s a Game Trial, not a fully free game

“Plastic Warfare” would have been a FANTASTIC name, if it hadn’t been wasted on another game as a clunky subtitle attached to a bad title.

I have my moments.

I would totes play the heck out of Minecraft Overwatch. give the hamster a cube. *clonkclonkclonk*

You’re absolutely right. Viewing one person as a person immediately diminishes all other injustices in the world. Truly, justice and goodness are part of a zero sum game.

Guess the jokes on me, it’s a stupid video.....

The one we need

When you write, “Nobody” Iremember that Lou Albano died in 2009. :(