Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

Take it up with Bill Gates sir.

Thanks for this! Will update. 

Who’s a Hall of Famer? It ain’t Joe Muthafuckin Theismann.

How to tell a Troll from a Stupid on Kinja: Trolls tend to post BS without further engagement, while Stupids tend to post BS and respond to comments with more BS. The worst is the Troll/Stupid offspring - when these beasts mate, they produce Stupid Trolls - uhg, the worst!

The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

If I was an Olympic level woman gymnast, I would send Simone Biles a book on gravity because she doesn’t seem to understand how it works.

THIS COMMENT HAS BREATHED NEW LIFE INTO MY YOUTH-SPORTS VIEWING.

A lot of times when I see a person who’s much shorter than me, I think, “I wonder how many of that person I could take on in a fight and hold my own.” This is usually something I think about at my 6-year old’s soccer games.

 It's actually more like an asshole swallowing itself

I'm kind of hoping that all the backlash against the leaks will make it easier for me to secure a preorder...also fingers crossed that the mint and sand colors are both available for the XL. I'd def buy a mint XL, and the pink render I saw was really cute. I'm getting excited! 

1. Pulling Lester was questionable.

Once again, the Cubs were exposed.

Brave Rock Man

Probably shouldn’t have given up a 23 yard play on 2nd and fucking 30 to allow them to have a chance to convert that 3rd and 7 in the first place. But with the way Mahomes was playing last night, he would have picked up the subsequent 3rd and 12 or the 4th down had they not converted on 3rd. It was inevitable and you…

I don’t even want to look at his old tweets

Careful what you wish for.

Careful what you wish for.

As someone who battles depression, what would make me happiest right now is for you to die a slow painful death.