Not gonna lie that last shot of his Joker was pretty damn cool.

Obligatory...

THANKS GAY MARRIAGE!

Or one of several planets where Kirk tosses the Prime Directive out the airlock:

Looks like a satellite view of what was going on in War of the Worlds.

I’d have this just to fake the “appearance” that I’m hard at work.

Already has the number pad for dialing.....

Btw Elon Musk is a great book. I hate reading so got it on Audible. It's a good read...er listen.

I work in R&D for a company and likes to think things up on the weekends to invent. Every time I see these innovations...instead of getting happy, I get upset for not coming up with it myself. Argh! ;)

NOT EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHERS.

Pretty sure this is what happened to me that time I ate at Applebee's.

My parents have been eagerly waiting to see how gay marriage was going to “destroy” their straight marriage. I guarantee you they’re sitting at the breakfast table, drinking their coffee right now, having this conversation:

Imma bring this out again.

via Google news, I landed on an opinion piece on USA today (I clicked the wrong link, I was crying so happily) that was like, “no, don’t worry, straight-marriage will win out, it’s not going away.” like now straight marriage is banned or something.

The fact that you shouldn’t get quickie married in Vegas now shouldn’t stop you. Fucking go for it. Get married at a drive through, buy a couple gender-preference hookers, and blow some coke rails off their buttocks. Fuck it. It’s party time.

For when you want to feel like you’re flying inside your latté: