Clerk: “Do you, Dave, take Julie to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

lol k.

lol no.

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Don’t need deepfakes for that, my friend - just ask Dick and George Jr. Just need a villain, oil, a raging public, and a barely believable narrative.

Yeah, right, that’ll never happen. Too many sources of truth exist - you can’t just ‘fake’ history and expect people to believe it! Oh, waitasec...

Heh - great idea! I started with ‘disk drive’ - didn’t sound right. ‘Hard drive’ - nah, we’re pretty mushy. ‘Mushy drive’? Nope. ‘Floppy drive’? Better. Ah - ‘Flabby drive’ - Yahtzee!! *cackles out loud* *wife asks if I had my meds yet*

Omergerd, we’re going to end up Borged! Humans will replace / become computers!! Or we’ll become the computer’s flabby drives!!! Or Something Else Bad!!!!

I wonder how long they debated the Prescription Bagel gag before it was trailer-approved:

Great topic, great cast, but that trailer was ‘meh’ - predictable, over-polished, Harvard copycat formulism. Hot-ego-beard-guy meets hot-Asian-nerd-girl, hangs with diversity-first gang, makes tone-deaf generational jokes without being overtly offensive/crude/racist.

Saying that Android (or Apple, for that matter) is unequivocally superior is idiotic.

...pretty sure the opposite of Freedom Gas is Dutch Oven. Sorry, Dutch.

..like Xbox Series X Version X One X Two X Red X Blue X.

Agree. Same goes for capes, imho.. 

..the depraved villain from Marvel’s comics, television series, and film franchise whose whole schtick is wanting to murder billions of people because he’s obsessed with death.

On the downside, RIP Deadspin.

I see it. This would have been a slam dunk on Jezebel - Giz readers think the G spot is a myth.

..but the rest is just a token gesture.