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“We can categorically state that the assertion that we are recruiting Chinese personnel to staff our Wisconsin project is untrue...

“We don’t need big brother mucking around in our financial or personal business. Unless someone steals our money - then we appreciate some mucking.”

While every mention of Trump conjures a mental image of the Shining’s elevator scene, this seems like a potentially great idea - with the right guide-rails and corporate incentives to provide resources. Our internet-based interaction with government functions is absolutely laughable - from the DMV to public schools to

I can’t help but hear “wuhh-p’theuh, wuhh-p’theuhh” in Zuck’s voice repeatedly everytime I see that gif.

Gifs strewn about by inarticulate people are

Obligatory and apropos:

Why is gravity so weak? Because God works in mysterious ways, that’s why.

The bad news is it [plastic debris] floats toward us.

So you’re okay with silencing one but not the other based solely on content of the message.

..and also, “A GODDAM MASSIVE NOTCH”! Damn you Cupertino for taking away my headphone jack and adding the notch. That said, I’ll probably bitch and moan when Google removes the notch in 2028.. 2 years after Apple does away with it.

Alex Jones used his megaphone for personal gain by creating false and highly controversial narratives - there’s a New World Order run by devil worshiping pedophiles controlling your life, 9.11 was a false flag, the Sandyhook massacre was staged, the government is creating tornadoes, the government is putting chemicals

“Fucking millennials. So entitled.

“I know I was supposed to be watching the clock, but did I couldn’t take my eyes off of Mahomes - he’s like a young Kaepernick. A young, dreamy Kaepernick.” <—Ref

“So, you stand around a campfire and whip out your dong/hoo-ha on the count of 3?”

The children also took questionnaires, provided spit samples, and completed puzzles that measured their cognitive functions.

Battle royale games like Fork Knife will surely want to implement a segregated environment for Xbox mouse/keyboard players, grouping them into their own matches - advantage is too large. Trust me, I’m an expert. (and also this is what my 12 year old said).

Credit goes to Giz - oldie but goodie.

I bet infused butter would go over big at Red Lobster! Brilliant!!