I hope that at least one person sharing the photo is willing to hire the angry rascist they see in that photo.

I’m more surprised that you live in Portland, tbh..

Stop talking to my wife!

1) 745 is AM in military time

Yep.

Thank you. I felt the same after reading this. I’d be pissed off if an ICT parked outside my window and played their jingle - before the damn sun was up!

Correct. FWIW, Cancer has the same effect.

Dremel, FTW. You’ll use it 2-3x a year, and it will quickly become your favorite tool. True story: used my Dremel to remove a ring from my 10 yr old’s swollen finger. Pro-tip: slip a spoon under the ring, wet wash cloth around the finger, and probably don’t try this.

Dremel, FTW. You’ll use it 2-3x a year, and it will quickly become your favorite tool. True story: used my Dremel to…

I too have two kids. Love them. Can confirm: bad idea. Absolutely, don’t do it. Listen to Butte and Fahey. Trust me.

God I loved that show. Hadn't heard the theme song in eons.. Mad Props to you good sir/madam!

Coke goes here. By Coke, I am referring to Cocaine. Just to be clear.

Very Facebooky

Maybe they only alarm in English..

Pretty sure this is the universal symbol for ‘Two Dudes On the Ticket’

“Nice work, Ken. Next up: Wranglers and dick pics.”

dammit. I so missed great gaming by about 20 years.

If two dudes are using these together, does it become a gaybrator?

Definitely needs to be configurable by user.. like Antialias settings: BooJiggle 2x-16x. "Wow, this looks great - what do you have your BooJiggle set at?" "Well, on my old PC, BooJiggle maxed out at 8x - things just got choppy after that. With this new video card though, I can crank all the way to 16x and maintain…

We’ve abused the hell out of this thing and it keeps on keeping on.

We’ve abused the hell out of this thing and it keeps on keeping on.