So, Zeppelin wins “Stairway To Heaven” jury trial.

You can put 11 Brads on that goal-line. Ain’t nobody stopping that bitch from going in.

Truly each has a meritorious claim to be the Nostra-dumbass of modern sports.

Yo!

i wish so badly that it landed perfectly in the fan’s mouth.

Curry won’t be suspended. Ayesha might be.

that camera operator got a flagrant 2 and will film the Sunday game from the A’s Coliseum.

Thanks a lot Gawker, not only do I have to suffer through more “Lebron is God” bullshit, but I have Smash Mouth stuck in my head.

Cheddar

If that’s the treatment they give him, just imagine the tribute they’ll give to “The Great One” Larry Bird when he passes.

Said it before and I’ll say it again: the only man who had the speed, toughness, and backchecking ability to stop Michael Jordan was Dean Smith.

How is that a political statement? It’s an objective fact. Is the rotundity of Earth now a debatable subject too?

They should’ve arrested Shumpert too.

His radio drove harder to the basket than LeBron.

Plexidents happen.

Talib clearly didn't learn about a fall guy

Hanging out at a park at 3:40 in the morning, eh? I mean, I know I love me some monkey bars and those swings are great, but....

This sequence shows him earning his money:

At the rate of 340.751 drachma to the 1 euro, ransom is set at 3 billion pesos

How’s it going, Grandma’s Facebook account?