Kind of a Wednesday song for me.
The NBA now is gonna have to rig the lottery so the Sixers don’t win.
I don’t ask for much, but now I desperately NEED the Sixers to win the lottery tonight. Please. For the comedy.
The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.
Dikembe also said the “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” legend wasn’t true. We can’t believe a word this guy says.
Super weird that the team with the 4th best record in the regular season is in the final four.
Making Larry Bird look like more of an idiot.
Can’t wait till Lebron dunks on Biyombo’s little head.
Being able to hire and fire your own auditors at will has always been a great idea.
Who will investigate the investigators who investigated the investigators?
“The person with the most necessary job in the world, FIFA’s chairman of audit and compliance, has resigned”
Remains to be seen if the Cardinals break the Warriors record.
“Why did the Cardinals lose? Because Michael. Waka Waka Waka!”
I know, I know, but making an earthquake metaphor using Oakland just doesn’t have the same ring to it when San Francisco is right there.
I was shocked. Felt like the Spurs didn’t have a fearless guy to answer. The article/post makes no mention of Aldridge’s benching but wow, that was a sight.
This is a good dream.
Made for penis-shaped jogging routes