The neighbors will hear you, you misfit.

Return of the G

So, I don’t listen to the news much, because I’d like to keep what’s left of my sanity at least on days when I’m trying to get something done. I have been trying to think, though, about when the last time was we had someone as egregious as Trump get this far on the national stage, and it seems to me it was Wallace.…

True cycling fans dispose cheater’s body on the spot.

Q. By physically attractive, do you mean—

This is the only sport I never hear a single thing about unless it involves cheating.

Naturally, the star of House Of Cards would gravitate to a franchise that has one good season for every three shitty seasons.

My wife would do this sleeper burn on people in the 90's. When Usual Suspects first came out, if she got into fights with people or if they were being assholes she would just blurt out without context: “Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze!” And the person would just become confused. Then a few days or weeks or even months…

Yeah seriously, they blew a 3-1 lead. Spacey must die.

I’ve always respected Kevin Spacey, but seeing how neatly he can pack a suitcase takes my level of respect to the stratosphere.

How Long Will They Mourn Me

Normally I don’t post the Doors, because the Doors aren’t my thing. However, today was primary day in my state. Time for a stiff drink and “L.A. Woman”!

When I think of Nate Dogg I automatically think of this one:

Nate Dogg died 5 years ago today. He had a solo career, but was mostly known for his background vocals. So wear your pants at half-staff.

Honey Hush by Albert Collins-Iceman

For those who might not know, this is Michael Stipe noodling around with the cover from a gospel album. The story goes that he did this in one take.

Or don’t play D at all. — Harden