“dead as a doornail.”

“making permanent legal residents show the company a new green card after their original expired.”

“Those chew toys that you put the peanut butter in, we should totally give those to the Syrian refugees. See I am a nice guy.”

oh, stop it

I appreciate hearing that, but it’ll be OK. Trust me. Keep an eye out here and on my Twitter. There should be news soon.

being idealistic is a double edged sword. He actually thought he *could* work with republicans.

You know who else needs a hug? Peyton Manning.

Lemon Pie was delicious. Thumbs up!

The G2 vape he endorses is pretty legit.

Where can we place a bet on the outcome of this legal fight?

I honestly don’t give a shit whether it’s legal or not. Just get the god damn ads out of my face.

Don’t understand why you’re jobless. You could easily be a freelance fault finder. Write your own check - sky’s the limit!

I read the first sentence and jumped straight to the replies. “Trying to cut back on its ad spending.”

Botto Bistro in San Francisco

Swami looks like he swallowed a beach ball while sinking in the sand.

Good Sunday. How’s everyone?