I'm still waiting on the "good reason" other than "it's how it's always been done."

Well she *is* in college, you pedant/spoilsport/dreamcrusher.

I don't know if it's unfair judgement on my end but, yeah, for awhile it seemed like he was an interesting guy, and recently it's all seem like a put-on act. It's also unfair to snark on someone's relationship, but this whole thing does seem so predictable. Just reminds me of when my dad turned 50 and suddenly felt…

Yes. I hope this ridiculousness with Amber Heard puts a fork in all the fangirling about how incredibly cool and iconoclastic he is because if breaking up with your long term partner and mother of your children for a hot blonde ingenue is not THE most predicable shit that an aging male actor has ever done I will eat…

Maybe it's true. He could bang as many girls at spring break as in New York. Because, you know, zero equals zero...

You seem like a very aggressive person. I'm not sure why you've singled me out, maybe you think I will engage? Either way, I hope you can work that out.

Translation: women your own age see you as the immature loser you really are.

I think you are reading too much into her comment. Also, I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that she knows her friends.

Except, as far as the guests know, it's just an ordinary potluck and not a wedding. Do you get all up on your high horse when someone invites you to an ordinary potluck because they have the gall to ask you to bring food?

Well, then you're awfully cynical and tied up in material things, frankly. If potlucks were the norm you'd be bleating about people that accepted wedding gifts as being selfish. You have this preconceived notion that a "wedding" involves catering and a fancy venue and very particular bells and whistles that I am…

But then that's true for every potluck. That's what a potluck party is. Are you saying potlucks in general are rude because they mean that people have to bring a dish? That's what a potluck is! How is it different just because at the end of the night someone makes a sentimental speech?

Are you out of your mind? You know how many expenses a traditional wedding foists on the guests, and particularly the bridal party? Gifts,bridesmaid dresses/shoes, the bridal shower, the bachelor/bachelorette party? And the parents traditionally put big bucks into the wedding food and flowers and everything as well.…

Customer: ...and a side of green beans.

This piece just destroyed me. I am going to cry and keep crying for a very long time.

This has been a great week for me because: I broke up with my BF ten months ago. Spent the first month crying/mad/upset and listening to sad songs. Then I started to take care of myself, got on the right medications, changed my diet, started exercising and doing things that I enjoy. Learning my guitar, negotiated…

This guy happens to be a part of my social circle. I'm very happy and very proud that if somebody I know was going to do something that went viral... that this is what it is.

I consider showing a flaccid penis a step in the journey toward showing erections, which is my real goal.

On a show where female nudity is the norm, I also want to see dicks. And I want to see the ratio of dicks attached to hot guys vs those attached to not hot guys to be equivalent to the nudity of hot women vs the nudity of not hot women.

I get into the most pointless arguments with dudes about wanting to see male genitalia in media. Yes I do want to see it. Yes many women do. No, do not tell me I'm wrong about this, because in fact you are wrong. No, I don't care if you think penis != bewbs and merkin-masked pudenda. I'm not here to be fair and make…