Also, unless you post a 2 paragraph-long rant on Facebook on December 31st all about how #blessed you are that #2013 was #epic and you can't wait for #2014 and what it has in store for you! then your life doesn't count. Apparently. The 'book becomes pretty insufferable around the holidays.

Wait a hot second. I can lie about going to the gym, but just say that I went on Facebook? I have been seriously failing at life.

I've been asking the same question about going to the gym and posting about it on Facebook.

If you go out to the club and there's no instagram/ tweet/ or photo on facebook, did it really happen?

Clubs are not for losers. Clubs are for DANCERS. If you're not gonna dance, then GTFO.

Bless you, ellie. <3 <3 <3

*Unconscious. (There's a typo in the title, sorry.)

I did the same thing. I'm sure if she had had a daughters, their names would have been Kelly and Olive.

Gotta admit, I stumbled over that too. I'm like wait, the FARK Politics tab isn't THAT bad!

CRINGECRINGECRINGE.

HAHAHAHA I see a typo that's very funny. Especially for someone who visits that website.

That's not singing. That is DA DA DA DA looped. SMH at this crap. I'd rather re-live Charlie bit me. Fail baby. you are FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's more, many of the people most involved in animal rescue ARE the ethical breeders. And an ethical breeder's dogs do not end up in a shelter, because they require that the dog be RETURNED TO THEM if the owner cannot keep it.

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

I noticed that too. I assumed it meant the tapes were of him receiving oral sex.

Apart from the actual story, which is disgusting, two things really bother me:

"performing sexual acts on him", not with him? Is it just language difference (English is not my first language), or perhaps it just lexically illustrates the one-sided nature of the guy's experience (secret tapes, yay! fun for me!), but I…

See, that's where BDSM makes me personally uncomfortable. The second someone says "no" to me, I'm like, "WELP I'M OUT." But the limit pushing in BDSM depends on that, no? Or something?

So people shouldn't be able to express their personal opinions about anything unless they know that the person it concerns cares? If that was the case, this blog wouldn't exist...

"Be more concerned about he precise color/brightness/reflective quality."

Oh dear lord. Because THAT is what you should worried about during sexy time! Not getting her off; not getting yourself off; not trying out new positions and toys; not just having a nice fuck fest — No! Be more concerned about the precise color/brightness/reflective quality (WTF?!) of her hoo-ha.