This is a metaphor for his entire presidency.

He looks like a six-month old puppy sitting proudly next to a huge dump he took on the floor of a room strewn with ripped-up sofa cushions and scattered kitchen trash.

The SAUCE PACKETS ON SILVER PLATTERS.

The shutdown hasn’t affected nice restaurants that do private catering. Fast food burgers are for little league teams of 10-year-olds that “played hard and did their best, and showed some real hustle out there today guys!” Not national champion college athletes at the fucking White House.

I’m not much of a salad guy, but if you told me you had a bunch of fast-food burgers that were lukewarm and probably been sitting for an hour (or more) or a fresh salad with maybe some feta cheese and strawberries? I’m gonna go for the salad.

In a world full of douchebags and abusers, I just can’t summon the hate for Chris Pratt that some of y’all have cultivated. So he loves Jesus, who fucking cares?  He’s not hurting anyone, so really.  Let it be.

...So instead of ordering catering from literally any restaurant in DC that caters, this “billionare” puts out a spread from the motherfucking dollar menu.

The thing about Louis that some people might have sympathy for is how weird and perverted it is. Can you imagine? That’s the thing that gets you hard? That’s what men can’t figure out. I couldn’t physically do it.  The thought of it is too terrifying to contemplate.  

Seriously, does this look any more ridiculous?

That picture looks like a joke from a bad movie about a kid who became rich.

During this debacle I followed some of the attendees to track the mess in real time because I love a slomo trainwreck, this included following some sort of trustafarian named kt_magee (0n instagram), who was posting about her experience. This ended up being the gift that kept on giving, because long after Fyre Fest out…

All of the “Gee willikers...Looky at the purty snow. Makes me all humble,” doesn’t even BEGIN to make up for his racist bullshit.

On the other hand, I loved the scene where Brianna attempts to blackmail Lord John Gray. It’s a desperate move, and an incredibly ugly one too, but it’s a wonderful exploration of character

You guys, I just need to get this out.

I too was struck at how easily Brianna settled into plantation life, and how willing she was to see to Phaedre and Ulysses as resources to utilized rather than people to be respected. The drawing scene was particularly revealing; the writers clearly intended it to show that Brianna — whose roommate in 1971, Gayle, is…

Just an FYI — A great book debunking his kind of racist nonsense (as well as Murray’s Bell Curve crap) is called “Race in Mind,” by a professor named Alexander Alland.

Replacing Phil Simms with Romo was such a great move. His commentary is a breath of fresh air compared to everyone else right now. Really wonder when the other networks are going to follow suit and bring in new talent.

What an exciting time to be alive.

We are approaching the mid point of “Liar, Grifter, Draft Dodger, Spy” As written by Elmore Leonard and John Le Carre.

literally everyone said that about Obama (sounds like Osama!) and it didn’t matter.