“there was a quid pro quo with the Russians: the Russians agreed to release hacked emails to benefit the Trump campaign if the Trump campaign removed the provision in the GOP Platform that took away the “let’s arm the Ukranians” provision”

I think it’s more likely just instances when he has eluded his keepers vs. the times when they have him straitjacketed.

This is a whopper of a mistake by Trump. The Feds had him (and his mob family) under investigation for some time, with respect to Russian money laundering. A year ago, they sought a FISA warrant to wiretap Trump Tower but the judge refused it for insufficient evidence.

Perfect for all those occasions when you want to fondle a baguette in the middle of a meadow while not wearing pants.

You know a nice change of pace on The Real Housewives franchise (Andy Cohen)? It would be the Real Radical Dykes of Brooklyn or something, a show where queers can sit around and sneer at the straight girls going to brunch in Bushwick. Fuck you Porsha. Fuck you Phaedra.

I think Bush II at least knew his limitations and had people helping him. I mean those people were Karl Rove and Dick Cheney, but that is neither here nor there.

Serious question; He’s worse than Bush II right? He seems like s train crash to me. Is there any political subject he’s got a handle on?

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”

But then again, Obama has actual law degrees and the ability to read and write legislation. So he really had a head start on the first 100 days.

You joke but Beyonce made an entire album and shot fourteen fucking videos and nobody knew shit about it. JJ Abrams made an entire Cloverfield sequel nobody saw coming.

Also the reality TV viewer’s idea of a businessman.

Like, should we know what the guy who carries the nuke codes even looks like? I feel like this guy should go incognito everywhere, not be blasted on the twitters.

What? Me Worry?

No, no — John Goodman. He can project that kind of sloe-eyed malevolence!

I call them “Bowl of Soup” suits after the Czernik line in “Caddyshack”:

I’m imagining the extra sting having McCarthy play him added to the Orange one and his troll watching. A WOMAN? A FAT WOMAN? OMG The horror. LOL.

The writing was fucking spot on, almost as flawless as her makeup and wardrobe (they even made sure her suit collar floated in the back):

I love how SNL doesn’t even have to satirize what’s going on to be funny. They just have to summarize it.

Hmm. A misanthropic nihilist doesn’t have a good sense of humor? Who knew.