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We don’t even need to wait for a Pence presidency. Plenty of states are already eager to embrace Pence’s vision, and Trump has installed the Supreme Court Justices who could make it happen.

Excuse me while I scream in helpless rage at the injustice of this shit. 

Seriously. I actually think the way she worded that statement is fairly crafty. She’s not saying “I love Trump”, she’s talking about what people (erroneously) thought they were voting for (lower drug prices, less corruption) which *is* what Turmp was promising. And McConnell *is* opposed to what Turmp promised. It’s a …

Seriously, even another conservative Republican would be better than Mitch McConnell. NIXON in his prime would be better than Mitch. She can say whatever she wants just so she gets a shot at taking that treasonous bastard down.

...but McGrath is a self-described moderate who believes the Democrats currently running for president are veering too far to the left. She doesn’t support eliminating private insurance under a Medicare-for-all plan, nor does she support subsidizing healthcare for undocumented immigrants. She also describes herself as…

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

Do you know what turns my stomach about this comment? He knew exactly how young these children were and didn’t think there was anything wrong with it. On first reading I thought (and let me be clear that I detest the vile pig of a president), “Oh, man. What a new light that comment takes on now.” I was thinking about…

What strikes me about that Trump quote is that, in his circle, it would be assumed the men’s sexual partners were young. No middle-aged-or-older guy in that circle is bragging about sleeping with a girlfriend older than, say, 29, no matter how beautiful she might be.

So this would’ve been in 2002. Awkwardly, just like this...

What context is there for encouraging a person you purport to love for weeks on end to kill themselves that makes that behavior the least bit tolerable? 

Why are the casts of Modern Family, Friends and Stranger Things on here?

Let’s be real. This is some guy’s “My Favorite People/Americans” Photoshop pet project that he’s been working on for years, since he was in high school, updating it with his latest favorite TV shows, franchises, and celebrities. And then when he was assigned with the task of coming up with a graphic for the USWNT team,…

That’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

You mock this, but is there anything more American than a website that primarily utilizes underpaid contractors, using a Women’s team victory to give props to Ms. Chanadelor Bong?
It may be the MOST American thing.

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

$38 billion...

Late stage capitalism is when someone can lose $38 billion in a divorce and still remain the richest man in the world.

Oh man, for almost the entire article I misread her name as “Halle Berry” and I couldn’t understand why she was the go-to for Ariel. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Halle Berry, but she does not a teenage mermaid make.