As well as those who voted third-party because it “sends a message” and they’re too “woke” to fall for the two-part system. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

To all the Bernie Bros and Bots that told me the “the Supreme Court doesn’t matter” in 2016, I say Fuck You.

While you’re at it, F*ck everyone who JUST DIDN’T VOTE in 2016.

I hope Susan Sarandon drives off a cliff for real

Fuck everyone who didn’t vote for Clinton and fuck everyone who called women single issue voters.

Goodbye abortion rights...

Tl;Dr props to the United Methodists fucking arrested for protesting.

I’ll go ahead and assume you mean pus and not something horrifying you’ve seen in someone’s crotch.

I AM HERE FOR IT. I’ve been making cottage cheese stuffed tomatoes for the past two summers and y’all do NOT EVEN KNOW. Recently started adding hot Italian sausage to it my friends. 

Kate McKinnon is my everything.

Better than the last one!

I hope the ACLU (who I support) files a suit on her behalf. This seems like bullshit.

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

Hey, from that picture, it looks like she’s graduated from “Carried like a baby” to “Carried like a toddler.”

“breach of office policies regarding respectful and appropriate conduct.”

Its the most patriotic thing a person can do. Fuck you, trump!

She had to deal with the Capitol Police? Are we seriously at the point where saying “fuck you” to this bloated orange gas bag is treated as potentially criminal?

Yay, my state of NH, representing the resistance. Fuck you Trump, and 3 cheers for our own Caitlin Marriott!